Top Ten White People Tweets (December 10)

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Dec 11, 2019 3:08 PM EST
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  • 01
    Text - meg @meglloyd1224 "I look homeless today" ya Jessica, your Timbs, Nike joggers & Patagonia quarter zip really scream "struggling financially"
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 02
    Text - Caitlin @caithuls RELATIVE: You know about computers, right? ME (has a degree in computer science): No
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 03
    Text - Mat @matchu_chutrain Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life. I'm still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously 9:05 pm · 08/12/2019 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 04
    Text - corey kindberg O @coreykindberg once went out on 5 dates with a recruiter and then stopped answering their texts just to show them how it feels
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 05
    Text - Ben Anderson @BensHoops My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it. 1:21 PM 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 418 Likes
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 06
    Text - Tweet Logan Paul O @LoganPaul · 4m why did i just watch people cut soap for 45 minutes 17 81 101 673 nightiger @NightTigerFTW NT Replying to @LoganPaul Why did you film a dead body for 5 minutes
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 07
    Text - Red Durkin @RedlsDead A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing. 12/12/17, 12:20 PM
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 08
    Text - you skinny little varmint @devilstar i found my favorite tumblr post again saddam-hussein-memorial-service British people be like *wakes up during a heart transplant* Right what's all this then
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 09
    Text - Dave @DaveApnea potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 10
    Text - Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte We started giving my dog organic CBD oil in the hopes that it would chill him out and now we just wakeup every morning to him listening to Joe Rogan's podcast. 10/3/18, 4:28 PM
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter

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